Final update:
I’ve decided to forgo publishing this as an official pre-proposal poll.
If anyone else wishes to take this on, by all means, I welcome you to utilize any and all portions of this proposed solution to VP inequity. I’ll wish you the most luck in overcoming the objections of the 15 people who hold 99.5% of the active voting power.
Thanks again to those of you who gave feedback, support, criticism, and comments. I’m sorry for giving up on this… I’ll continue to advocate for VP equality and community building in other formats.